{"id":739,"date":"2004-11-04T20:37:00","date_gmt":"2004-11-04T20:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffreyatw.wordpress.com\/2004\/11\/04\/im-quick-to-catch-on\/"},"modified":"2004-11-04T20:37:00","modified_gmt":"2004-11-04T20:37:00","slug":"im-quick-to-catch-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2004\/11\/im-quick-to-catch-on\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#039;m quick to catch on."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more STOP with these fucking annoying spoof-bots.-->runabeat267: hey Jeff, whats up?<br \/>\nJeffreyAtW: Hi<br \/>\nJeffreyAtW: You&#8217;re a bot.<br \/>\nJeffreyAtW: Who&#8217;s tricking me?<br \/>\nrunabeat267: what are you doin?<br \/>\nJeffreyAtW: Good job. I&#8217;m really not in the mood for dealing with bots right now<br \/>\nrunabeat267: thats good<br \/>\nJeffreyAtW: By the way, whoever used the robot thing, I go by Jeffrey, not Jeff<br \/>\nrunabeat267: is there something u want to know about me?<br \/>\nrunabeat267: is there something u want to know about me?<br \/>\nrunabeat267: is there something u want to know about me?<br \/>\nrunabeat267: hello? i just want to talk to u for a bit<br \/>\nrunabeat267: haha, FunnyMuffin.com has really funny pictures.  have you ever been there?<br \/>\nJeffreyAtW: Will this retarded thing keep talking to me until I reply a certain amount of times?<br \/>\nrunabeat267: ok<br \/>\nrunabeat267: uh hello? whya ren&#8217;t you talking?<br \/>\nJeffreyAtW: [link to disgusting picture]<br \/>\nrunabeat267: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now!  GET EVEN! Have the bot talk to all your friends by visiting chattingaimbot.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-739","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/739","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=739"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/739\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=739"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=739"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=739"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}