{"id":700,"date":"2004-10-11T08:55:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-11T08:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffreyatw.wordpress.com\/2004\/10\/11\/dream\/"},"modified":"2004-10-11T08:55:00","modified_gmt":"2004-10-11T08:55:00","slug":"dream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2004\/10\/dream\/","title":{"rendered":"Dream"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had a dream that I was on a wooden raft down class 5 rapids, fighting Saddam Hussein and a few of his cronies. With my bare hands, I beat Saddam Hussein to death, and I sliced clean through one of his cronies&#8217; legs with a knife. The others fell off the raft.<br \/>\nThen I got back to my dad&#8217;s house and the one-legged cronie helped me throw Saddam Hussein&#8217;s bloody blue jeans into the lake in the backyard. (There&#8217;s actually just a creek.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a dream that I was on a wooden raft down class 5 rapids, fighting Saddam Hussein and a few of his cronies. With my bare hands, I beat Saddam Hussein to death, and I sliced clean through one of his cronies&#8217; legs with a knife. The others fell off the raft. Then I&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2004\/10\/dream\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Dream<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-700","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/700","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=700"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/700\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=700"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=700"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=700"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}