{"id":692,"date":"2004-10-06T23:30:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-06T23:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffreyatw.wordpress.com\/2004\/10\/06\/radsauce-tomato-style\/"},"modified":"2004-10-06T23:30:00","modified_gmt":"2004-10-06T23:30:00","slug":"radsauce-tomato-style","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2004\/10\/radsauce-tomato-style\/","title":{"rendered":"RADSAUCE, TOMATO STYLE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>ok saeosemasoemase<br \/>\nSo it turns out that two years ago, a friend of mine lived in my dorm room. So he came by just to point it out to his friends and was surprised to see me there, and that&#8217;s when he told me my room is haunted.<br \/>\nI was actually told this before by another guy on the day that I moved in. I was like oh cool awesome, but okay this is what he did.<br \/>\nSo my friend turns off the lights in my room and tells me to look up at the corner of the ceiling, and there&#8217;s the text, glowing faintly, &#8220;I&#8217;M UNDER THE BED.&#8221;<br \/>\nISN&#8217;T THAT FUCKING AWESOME!!!<br \/>\nI never noticed this since I&#8217;m sleeping on the opposite side of the room (and I moved the other bed adjacent to mine to make it like a king-sized deal (did I mention I&#8217;m in a super-single?)), but someone (or something?!!?!!?) painted messages on the walls, and they glow really faintly at night. There are also some faces on the walls in some places. I never really noticed since I never stopped to look, but that&#8217;s so rad.<br \/>\nI love my haunted super-single.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ok saeosemasoemase So it turns out that two years ago, a friend of mine lived in my dorm room. So he came by just to point it out to his friends and was surprised to see me there, and that&#8217;s when he told me my room is haunted. I was actually told this before by&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2004\/10\/radsauce-tomato-style\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">RADSAUCE, TOMATO STYLE<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-692","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/692","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=692"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/692\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=692"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=692"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=692"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}