{"id":566,"date":"2004-07-07T11:46:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-07T11:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffreyatw.wordpress.com\/2004\/07\/07\/well-that-didnt-work\/"},"modified":"2004-07-07T11:46:00","modified_gmt":"2004-07-07T11:46:00","slug":"well-that-didnt-work","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2004\/07\/well-that-didnt-work\/","title":{"rendered":"Well, that didn&#039;t work&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I made it early to my orientation at Trader Joe&#8217;s; the guy who was going to orient me and two other guys was on his lunch break.<br \/>\nI went shopping around Montecito Center, got back, the guy was there, two other people didn&#8217;t show up. We decided to start without them, and first thing guy asks of me is a birth certificate. I remember EXACTLY what my interviewer told me to do, and he did NOT mention any birth certificate. Guess I should bring that to future orientations from now on&#8230;<br \/>\nSo I drive back, scamper around frantically for my birth certificate, find my passport instead which should be just as good, drive back to T.J.&#8217;s, and my passport has expired since I&#8217;ve turned 18. Okay!<br \/>\nThe orientation has been postponed until next Monday, 12:30. (note to self.) Ugh. I guess I can apply to Quizno&#8217;s in the meantime, since my T.J.&#8217;s position is a part-time night shift&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I made it early to my orientation at Trader Joe&#8217;s; the guy who was going to orient me and two other guys was on his lunch break. I went shopping around Montecito Center, got back, the guy was there, two other people didn&#8217;t show up. We decided to start without them, and first thing&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2004\/07\/well-that-didnt-work\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Well, that didn&#039;t work&#8230;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-566","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/566","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=566"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/566\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=566"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=566"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=566"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}