{"id":556,"date":"2004-07-03T00:39:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-03T00:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffreyatw.wordpress.com\/2004\/07\/03\/tribute-to-pizza\/"},"modified":"2004-07-03T00:39:00","modified_gmt":"2004-07-03T00:39:00","slug":"tribute-to-pizza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2004\/07\/tribute-to-pizza\/","title":{"rendered":"TRIBUTE TO PIZZA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OKAY SO YOU HAVE A BIG FLAT CIRCLE OF BREAD WITH LOTS OF OIL ON IT<br \/>\nAND THEN YOU PUT A LOT OF TOMATO SAUCE ON IT<br \/>\nAND MELT SOME CHEESE ONTO IT<br \/>\nTHEN SLICE YOUR CHOICE OF MEAT ON TOP OF IT<br \/>\nAND THEN YOU CUT IT INTO SLICES AND YOU HAVE THE FUCKING BEST THING YOU&#8217;VE EVER EATEN IN YOUR LIFE<br \/>\nAND THEN MAYBE YOU SPEND A FEW HOURS ON THE CAN BUT YOU KNOW YOU&#8217;VE DONE THE RIGHT THING IN THE NAME OF EATING<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OKAY SO YOU HAVE A BIG FLAT CIRCLE OF BREAD WITH LOTS OF OIL ON IT AND THEN YOU PUT A LOT OF TOMATO SAUCE ON IT AND MELT SOME CHEESE ONTO IT THEN SLICE YOUR CHOICE OF MEAT ON TOP OF IT AND THEN YOU CUT IT INTO SLICES AND YOU HAVE THE FUCKING&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2004\/07\/tribute-to-pizza\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">TRIBUTE TO PIZZA<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/556","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=556"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/556\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}