{"id":47,"date":"2003-07-15T20:38:00","date_gmt":"2003-07-15T20:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffreyatw.wordpress.com\/2003\/07\/15\/sunday-goodbyetobrad-party\/"},"modified":"2003-07-15T20:38:00","modified_gmt":"2003-07-15T20:38:00","slug":"sunday-goodbyetobrad-party","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2003\/07\/sunday-goodbyetobrad-party\/","title":{"rendered":"Sunday Goodbyetobrad Party"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n

HI<\/a><\/td>\n		Betty and Momo show off their amazing dragon necklaces as Levi and Simon look on. I make a fool of myself at Afronova Primeval in Dance Freaks as my sis Lily freestyles to Highs Off U.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n\n\n

HI<\/a><\/td>\n		Lily and James face off at freestyling to It’s Raining Men, and James thinks he loses because Lily got a better score. And then, CRAZY SPIDER STOMPERS!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n\n\n

HI<\/a><\/td>\n		James hears some kid screaming for his life in the bathroom. Scary.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n\n\n

HI<\/a><\/td>\n		James does his AM-3P JDogg-ripoff routine, and Momo dances along… as well as some guy outside who thinks he’s funny.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n\n\n

LO<\/a> | HI<\/a><\/td>\n		Since I like to be an ass on film, I threaten to stick my head into the cake. Brad says he’s loved. We cut the cake but spare a decoration of Brad’s face that Momo drew. Brad licks a knife.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n\n\n

LO<\/a> | HI<\/a><\/td>\n		I eat cake decor, then I serve people cake. And James views me through a spatula handle.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n\n\n

HI<\/a><\/td>\n		Levi’s cat, Bacchus, is fat. James kicks him.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n\n\n

LO<\/a> | HI<\/a><\/td>\n		Momo starts to make MEATBOYS! Only with Boca Burger. 964 years later, it’s still not done freezing.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n\n\n

LO<\/a> | HI<\/a><\/td>\n		6,523 half-minutes later, the bocaboys are looking good. Confirming that they’re back in the freezer, I use the camera lens as a mirror.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n\n\n

LO<\/a> | HI<\/a><\/td>\n		Final verdict: it tastes weird. I decline to try it, but Allison and James do, and sorta forget that it’s actually made of [imitation] meat. James decides to spit his out. Lily says that Zoolander is funny and I videotape it (illegally!). Levi spits his share of the bocaboy out. Levi gives us the idea to use REAL MEAT!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n\n\n

LO<\/a> | HI<\/a><\/td>\n		We find HOT DOGS! Momo and Brad read my shirt, which says “Revolutionary” in Japanese. Brad dips the hot dog in excess chocolate.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n\n\n

LO<\/a> | HI<\/a><\/td>\n		We freeze the hot dogs and cut ’em up and try them. They are terribly bad. Rylan spits his dogboy out, yo.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

HI Betty and Momo show off their amazing dragon necklaces as Levi and Simon look on. I make a fool of myself at Afronova Primeval in Dance Freaks as my sis Lily freestyles to Highs Off U. HI Lily and James face off at freestyling to It’s Raining Men, and James thinks he loses because… Continue reading Sunday Goodbyetobrad Party<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-47","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=47"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=47"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=47"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=47"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}