{"id":448,"date":"2002-11-17T00:21:00","date_gmt":"2002-11-17T00:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffreyatw.wordpress.com\/2002\/11\/17\/its-curtains-for-you\/"},"modified":"2002-11-17T00:21:00","modified_gmt":"2002-11-17T00:21:00","slug":"its-curtains-for-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2002\/11\/its-curtains-for-you\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#039;s Curtains For You!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It takes two to make a weblog.<\/p>\n<p>TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN (MOSTLY FAGS):<\/p>\n<p>HELLO. I AM A STUDENT FROM TERRA LINDA HIGH SCHOOL AND I WISH TO SAY THAT YOU ARE ALL FAGS. YOU RUINED MY EXPERIENCE AT THE SECOND ANNUAL &#8220;LET&#8217;S ALL REMEMBER 9\/11 AND CRY ABOUT IT&#8221; CEREMONY BY SCREWING UP AND NOT DOING WELL.<\/p>\n<p>BECAUSE OF THIS, YOU ARE FAGS.<\/p>\n<p>I WILL NOT ELABORATE ON THE MAGNITUDE AT WHICH YOU ARE THE AFOREMENTIONED FAGS, BUT DO TRUST ME WHEN I SAY THAT YOU ARE FAGS, AND YOU PARTICIPATE IN ACTIVITY THAT SOME OTHER FAGS OFTEN PARTICIPATE IN AS WELL.<\/p>\n<p>MY FRIEND JAMES (NOT A FAG LIKE YOU) WAS IN A VIDEO ABOUT HOW HE DIDN&#8217;T CARE ABOUT 9\/11. YOU DIDN&#8217;T CARE ENOUGH TO CARE ABOUT HOW HE DIDN&#8217;T CARE ABOUT WHAT OTHERS CARED ABOUT WHILE PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE CARED TO SEE THE VIDEO WHILE OTHER&#8217;S DIDN&#8217;T CARE. FAGS. ONE OF YOU DECIDED TO HAVE YOUR PARSNIP PIE WHILE HOMESTAR RUNNER WENT HUNGRY AND THEN YOU SKIPPED RIGHT THROUGH THE WHOLE TAPE. THE AUDIENCE WAS SUBJECT TO THE CREDITS.<\/p>\n<p>ON BEHALF OF ALL WHO ARE NOT FAGS, WE WISH THAT YOU, AS FAGS, WOULD NOT DO SUCH STUFF THAT WOULD OFFEND NON-FAGS. IN DOING SO, WE WILL HAVE GREATER UNDERSTANDING AND BETTER COMMUNICATION BETWEEN THE WORLD OF NON-FAGS AND FAGS (YOU).<\/p>\n<p>LOVE,<br \/>\nSOMEONE WHO I HOPE YOU DO NOT LOVE BECAUSE YOU ARE FAGS.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It takes two to make a weblog. TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN (MOSTLY FAGS): HELLO. I AM A STUDENT FROM TERRA LINDA HIGH SCHOOL AND I WISH TO SAY THAT YOU ARE ALL FAGS. YOU RUINED MY EXPERIENCE AT THE SECOND ANNUAL &#8220;LET&#8217;S ALL REMEMBER 9\/11 AND CRY ABOUT IT&#8221; CEREMONY BY SCREWING UP AND&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2002\/11\/its-curtains-for-you\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">It&#039;s Curtains For You!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-448","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/448","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=448"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/448\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=448"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=448"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=448"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}