Come on, Timmy. Give the weekend back its blog.<\/p>\n
It all started on a Friday night, when three unsuspecting members of the Faden family came across a new DISCOVERY! on Fourth Street. It was just a cr\u00eaperie – or WAS it? It seemed like a cr\u00eaperie from the outside. The stoves looked like stoves made for preparing cr\u00eapes. But what this small bit of property really is will surprise you –<\/p>\n
It actually IS a cr\u00eaperie.<\/p>\n
Unbeknownst to Jeffrey, the strong, dashing young All-American teenager with a Heart of GoldTM<\/sup> but beknownst to his younger sister Lily’s soccer coach, the latter of the two actually OWNED the cr\u00eaperie. OWNED.<\/p>\n She beknew it because she beOWNS it, of course.<\/p>\n Ellen, the Jewish Mother From The Upper-West Side with an Arthritis of GoldTM<\/sup>, ordered the galette du saumon. It was too HOT!<\/p>\n Lily, the You-Go-Girl of the class of 2008 with a Webcam Backstory of GoldTM<\/sup>, ordered a butter lettuce salad with prosciutto. It was too COLD!<\/p>\n Jeffrey ordered a galette du jambon et des \u0153ufs, and it was JUST RIGHT. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n The End<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Come on, Timmy. Give the weekend back its blog. It all started on a Friday night, when three unsuspecting members of the Faden family came across a new DISCOVERY! on Fourth Street. It was just a cr\u00eaperie – or WAS it? It seemed like a cr\u00eaperie from the outside. The stoves looked like stoves made… Continue reading This Love Song Brought to You By Monetary Greed<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-447","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/447","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=447"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/447\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=447"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=447"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=447"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}