{"id":446,"date":"2002-11-16T15:21:00","date_gmt":"2002-11-16T15:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffreyatw.wordpress.com\/2002\/11\/16\/lol-the-internet\/"},"modified":"2002-11-16T15:21:00","modified_gmt":"2002-11-16T15:21:00","slug":"lol-the-internet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2002\/11\/lol-the-internet\/","title":{"rendered":"LOL THE INTERNET"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>HELLO!(WELCOME !!) I AM JEFFREY FADEN (NOT HIS DAD) AND I AM POSTING IN MY HJOURNAL ONLINE!!! I WROET ANOTHDER COlLEgE ESSAy AND I THINK IT IS TOTAlLY RAD! (IT was NOT WRITTEN BY MY DAD!!!) TAKE A LOOK ALl YOU COOL HAXOr PEOPLE!!!<\/p>\n<p>Forty bucks an hour! I proudly headed home to tell Dad that the zillions of hours I&#8217;d spent refining my web design had finally paid off. Even more than the Best in County award I received for my website and the First Place blue ribbon for my comic strip  at the Marin County fair. A local octogenarian had hired me to animate a video he was producing. It was a simple idea: Rupert, a worm-like line inches forward and retreats, tracing out a map of the world coordinated with a musical score.<\/p>\n<p>Figuring I could knock it out in a couple of weeks, I started working at Mr. Parker&#8217;s house and then continued to work on the project at home. My new employer bought me the coolest drawing pad and I was anxious to get to work. Although the video was only supposed to be five minutes long, I had to generate about 7000 frames. After a couple of weeks, I attempted to show Mr. Parker my progress and discovered that the Flash program I was using on my Windows PC did not work on his Macintosh. What a bummer! At that point sweet Mr. Parker morphed into a grouch and accused me of making this a lifetime project. Hey, it was my lifetime and I didn&#8217;t want to spend it on a retractable worm.<\/p>\n<p>Luckily there was a Kinko&#8217;s down the street, and I spent a day there using a Macintosh to redo the animation. I went back to Kinko&#8217;s the next day and found that my file had disappeared without a trace. I wanted to disappear, too, but I decided to stick it out. Moving into Kinko&#8217;s, I spent day after day there, bringing my food in from the KFC next door. Over time the Flash file grew too big, even for all the systems at Kinko&#8217;s and I had to beg a friend of my Dad&#8217;s, who had a graphic design studio, to borrow his \u201cbig Mac\u201d to complete the project.<\/p>\n<p>Over the next weeks I made several trips to Mr. Parker&#8217;s house to show him what I thought was my final version, only to be sent back for additional changes. Feelings were hurt and eventually I stopped charging him for my time and worked for free. The video production person wanted me to make the worm-line thicker and the musician wanted changes to the tempo. My Dad told me that I should have done the animation programatically instead of by hand, but it was too late for that. This project kept coming back like an Austin Powers sequel.<\/p>\n<p>Months later I received a package in the mail: the Rupert video. It was  terrific and my name was right there in the credits, \u201cAnimated by Jeffrey Faden.\u201d After surviving Rupert, I&#8217;m more careful now about undertaking projects and making commitments. But, I think there will always be a conflict between completing a job on time and doing the best job I can.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>HELLO!(WELCOME !!) I AM JEFFREY FADEN (NOT HIS DAD) AND I AM POSTING IN MY HJOURNAL ONLINE!!! I WROET ANOTHDER COlLEgE ESSAy AND I THINK IT IS TOTAlLY RAD! (IT was NOT WRITTEN BY MY DAD!!!) TAKE A LOOK ALl YOU COOL HAXOr PEOPLE!!! Forty bucks an hour! I proudly headed home to tell Dad&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2002\/11\/lol-the-internet\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">LOL THE INTERNET<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-446","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/446","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=446"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/446\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=446"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=446"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=446"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}