{"id":400,"date":"2002-09-09T21:50:00","date_gmt":"2002-09-09T21:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffreyatw.wordpress.com\/2002\/09\/09\/i-reached-back-like-a-pimp-and-i-slapped-the-ho\/"},"modified":"2002-09-09T21:50:00","modified_gmt":"2002-09-09T21:50:00","slug":"i-reached-back-like-a-pimp-and-i-slapped-the-ho","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2002\/09\/i-reached-back-like-a-pimp-and-i-slapped-the-ho\/","title":{"rendered":"I reached back like a pimp and I slapped the ho"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Whenever you don&#8217;t feel like blogging, read someone else&#8217;s blog. I don&#8217;t care if it gets you inspired, competetive, or teaches you enough English to write a complete sentence, but if you&#8217;re ever at a loss for words, that&#8217;s what you do.<\/p>\n<p>I made copies of my <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.jeffreyatw.com\/ddrdesign.swf\">DDR flyer<\/a> at <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.kinkos.com\">Kinko&#8217;s<\/a>. Kinko&#8217;s has a new payment method since the last time I checked &#8211; you get a card that you add value to. It may speed up service, but that means that now I actually have to PAY the 7 cents to get a single black and white copy, and I have to shame my pants with yet another corporation&#8217;s card.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s what they haven&#8217;t worked out, though. I wanted 20 color copies of the flyer &#8211; that came out to around $20 &#8211; so I inserted the card into the machine, it ticked off the appropriate amount each time, and I was done. Then I asked Mr. Nice Happy Clerk Man how much a giant poster-size print would be on the machine, and he said &#8211; get ready &#8211; it&#8217;s 1 TIMES AS MUCH. 1 times, will you believe that?<\/p>\n<p>What this means is that no matter what action I take with the color copier &#8211; if I print out a page the length of the Great Wall or if I want a copy of a blank piece of paper &#8211; it&#8217;s the same price. That means I could have plastered my school with giant DDR posters that couldn&#8217;t be ignored. I&#8217;ll have to see if I can abuse that little bug in the system the next time I have another <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.jeffreyatw.com\/images\/realflag.jpg\">flag<\/a> to make&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The reception of the flyers at the school was rather good, meaning none of them were torn down, pretty much because I clobbered the sides of the paper with Scotch tape. And my classmates didn&#8217;t have much negative to say about it. But did you know that &#8220;ghey&#8221; is pronounced &#8220;ghee&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p>While I was posting one of the flyers back, the Special Ed teacher strolled by with a few students and was simply gosh-gollied by the idea of my club. So me, being the nice guy I was, practically INVITED her Down&#8217;s kids to jump on the pads all lunch. Silly me. Oh well, they&#8217;ll fail the songs, and treating them like any other member of the club, we&#8217;ll kindly ask them to wait their turn.<\/p>\n<p>After dropping 80&#8217;s Boy off, I stopped off at San Rafael High School to say hi to <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.evildavis.com\">Hannah<\/a> and the gang and chat it up a bit. Like I always say, ff you can&#8217;t join &#8217;em, beat &#8217;em. With something hard.<\/p>\n<p>Then I drove one of her friends home and found out that there is an actual person my age living around my neighborhood, and God said it was good.<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t get any homework done tonight, I played ball with my mom&#8217;s dogs (one of whom loses interest if I throw the ball too far because of her poor vision), drew Dr. Evil a few times on my sister&#8217;s <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.groupboard.com\">Groupboard<\/a>, and went to sleep.<\/p>\n<p>Well actually, I&#8217;m predicting that I will go to sleep. I&#8217;m pretty good at precognition.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..MURRRRRRRDERRRRRRRRR&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whenever you don&#8217;t feel like blogging, read someone else&#8217;s blog. I don&#8217;t care if it gets you inspired, competetive, or teaches you enough English to write a complete sentence, but if you&#8217;re ever at a loss for words, that&#8217;s what you do. I made copies of my DDR flyer at Kinko&#8217;s. 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