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A backup of my site was found by OktaGone! Accounting for their current speed in assisting me, they might restore it in, say, a month.
\nIn other news, l33tsysadmin<\/a> has so very generously set me up with new hosting. So once I get off of OktaGone, he’ll be the new one to host me. So excited!
\nAnd now, here’s worthlessness:
\n(X) I never have been drunk
\n(X) I never have smoked pot
\n(_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
\n(X) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
\n(X) I never crashed a friend’s car
\n(X) I never been to Japan
\n(_) I never rode in a taxi
\n(X) I never had anal sex
\n(_) I never have been in love
\n(_) I never had sex
\n(X) I never have had sex in public
\n(X) I never have been dumped
\n(X) I never shoplifted
\n(X) I never have been fired
\n(X) I never been in a fist fight
\n(X) I never had a threesome
\n(X) I never been snuck out of my parent’s house
\n(X) I never been tied up (sexually)
\n(_) I never been caught masturbating
\n(X) I never pissed on myself
\n(X) I never had sex with a member of the same sex
\n(X) I never been arrested
\n(X) I never made out with a stranger
\n(X) I never stole something from my job
\n(X) I never celebrated new years in time square
\n(_) I never went on a blind date
\n(X) I never lied to a friend
\n(X) I never had a crush on a teacher
\n(X) I never celebrated Mardi-Gras in new orleans
\n(_) I never been to Europe
\n(X) I never skipped school
\n(X) I never slept with a co-worker
\n(X) I never cut myself on purpose
\n(X) I never had sex at the office
\n(X) I’ve never been married
\n(X) I’ve never been divorced
\n(X) I never had sex with more than one person within the same week
\n(X) I never have posed nude
\n(X) I never got someone drunk just to have sex with them
\n(X) I never cheated on a significant other
\n(X) I never had sex with my boss
\n(X) I never have eaten snake meat
\n(X) I never fell through a plate glass window
\n(X) I never did like that dog
\n(X) I never said that I was a “nice” girl
\n(_) I never downloaded pornography online
\n(X) I never changed a dirty diaper
\n(X) I never had an obsessive interest in someone that might be described as “stalking”
\n(_) I never took cookies from the cookie jar.
\nWow, can someone say “pure”? I put in so many X’s… and took out, like, one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A backup of my site was found by OktaGone! Accounting for their current speed in assisting me, they might restore it in, say, a month. In other news, l33tsysadmin has so very generously set me up with new hosting. So once I get off of OktaGone, he’ll be the new one to host me. So… Continue reading Untitled<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=371"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}