For those of you in Central Time Zone, Happy Father’s Day. I got my dad a headset for his cellphone, and a fake report card, saying I got all A’s, and on the back it says I got an A in “Manipulation of Report Cards.” Har har har.<\/p>\n
And I finally submitted and got one of those spiffy LED lights… and God DAMN are they bright. And it says they last 110,000 hours or something. Weird shit.<\/p>\n
Speaking about shit, there was that South Park episode where they said “shit” 162 times. Fun stuff.<\/p>\n
And I’m throwing a party next weekend, probably on Sunday. I’m telling everyone to bring their DDR pads, yay.<\/p>\n
I can’t really type anything massive because I can’t stop thinking about my arms, which are in tremendous pain right now. I started working out with a personal trainer yesterday, and his upper body workout is a killer. No pain no gain. But OUCH.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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