{"id":333,"date":"2002-05-17T15:31:00","date_gmt":"2002-05-17T15:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffreyatw.wordpress.com\/2002\/05\/17\/333\/"},"modified":"2002-05-17T15:31:00","modified_gmt":"2002-05-17T15:31:00","slug":"333","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2002\/05\/333\/","title":{"rendered":"Untitled"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What Parents Say:<br \/><b><big>&#8220;NO SMOKING POT!&#8221;<\/b><\/big><\/p>\n<p>What Terra Linda High School Students Hear:<br \/><img SRC=\"http:\/\/jeffreyatw.tripod.com\/images\/nosmokingpot.gif\"><br \/>Anyone who wishes to kill me for the horrible joke will have the opportunity to do so during this intended period of time that follows:<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>And if you could really kill me during the time that it took me to type &#8220;&lt;P&gt;&#8221; and paste it a few times, then I must commend you for your agility and mad skills.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What Parents Say:&#8220;NO SMOKING POT!&#8221; What Terra Linda High School Students Hear:Anyone who wishes to kill me for the horrible joke will have the opportunity to do so during this intended period of time that follows: And if you could really kill me during the time that it took me to type &#8220;&lt;P&gt;&#8221; and paste&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2002\/05\/333\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Untitled<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-333","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=333"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=333"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=333"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=333"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}