{"id":326,"date":"2002-05-08T12:34:00","date_gmt":"2002-05-08T12:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffreyatw.wordpress.com\/2002\/05\/08\/326\/"},"modified":"2002-05-08T12:34:00","modified_gmt":"2002-05-08T12:34:00","slug":"326","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2002\/05\/326\/","title":{"rendered":"Untitled"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My parents are going to LOVE me.<\/p>\n<p>It was a regular day in Advanced Algebra land. My teacher, furious as always, was going through her daily rounds of &#8220;YOU KIDS! IF YOU DON&#8217;T STOP TALKING THERE&#8217;LL BE A QUIZ!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It was just then that I noticed&#8230; even roots in ratios in geometric sequences can be both positive and negative!<\/p>\n<p>My teacher&#8217;s massive stomach, still heaving from her previous outburst, slowly came to a stop, as the expression on her face changed into an ominous grin.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Jeffrey, please see me at my desk. Now.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Most students in this situation would receieve gasps and other expressions of horror from the classmates around him. He was in for at least 3 days suspension, or even expulsion. Me, on the other hand &#8211; I don&#8217;t speak out much in class, so I&#8217;m considered the teachers&#8217; pet, since when I do talk, it&#8217;s a correct, complex statement delving deeper into the subject we&#8217;re studying. So people just gave me dirty looks.<\/p>\n<p>They were right in doing so, since my teacher had a surprise. Not enough people had signed up for Honors Pre-Calculus for next year, and<\/p>\n<p>THERE YOU HAVE IT! I&#8217;ve been instantly admitted into Honors Pre-Calc without having to take any admission tests at all. When my parents hear the news, they&#8217;ll be sure to exclaim, &#8220;Jeffrey, we knew you could do it! Now about Chemistry. Get to studying. NOW.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My parents are going to LOVE me. It was a regular day in Advanced Algebra land. My teacher, furious as always, was going through her daily rounds of &#8220;YOU KIDS! IF YOU DON&#8217;T STOP TALKING THERE&#8217;LL BE A QUIZ!&#8221; It was just then that I noticed&#8230; even roots in ratios in geometric sequences can be&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2002\/05\/326\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Untitled<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-326","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/326","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=326"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/326\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=326"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=326"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=326"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}