{"id":304,"date":"2002-02-05T07:58:00","date_gmt":"2002-02-05T07:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffreyatw.wordpress.com\/2002\/02\/05\/304\/"},"modified":"2002-02-05T07:58:00","modified_gmt":"2002-02-05T07:58:00","slug":"304","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2002\/02\/304\/","title":{"rendered":"Untitled"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Must type qvickly. Bell about to ring.<\/p>\n<p>Over the weekend I was driven over to Vallejo, a city on the other side of the S.F. Bay, to work on a website for a friend of my mom&#8217;s. I easily fixed all of the problems with her site and got MUCHO$ MONEY$, but the coolest thing that happened was that I got to play with my own dog&#8217;s brother.<\/p>\n<p>You see, my dog <a HREF=\"http:\/\/jeffreyatw.tripod.com\/metreon\/17.jpg\">Java<\/a> was bred in Fresno by these master breeders. He&#8217;s the mix of a poodle, and 1\/2 poodle 1\/2 Pekingese. And of course, he wasn&#8217;t the only one in the litter&#8230; and he wasn&#8217;t the only litter. So there are a lot of Java clones floating about. Scary, huh? So, my mom happened to come along this woman who I helped, at a company she used to work for. And she has another from that litter, named Sammy. Boy is he cute, and boy does he need to be castrated.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;Uhm. I&#8217;m sorry I have to leave it on that note&#8230; the bell just rang.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Must type qvickly. Bell about to ring. Over the weekend I was driven over to Vallejo, a city on the other side of the S.F. Bay, to work on a website for a friend of my mom&#8217;s. I easily fixed all of the problems with her site and got MUCHO$ MONEY$, but the coolest thing&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2002\/02\/304\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Untitled<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-304","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=304"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=304"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=304"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}