{"id":269,"date":"2002-03-11T08:17:00","date_gmt":"2002-03-11T08:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffreyatw.wordpress.com\/2002\/03\/11\/269\/"},"modified":"2002-03-11T08:17:00","modified_gmt":"2002-03-11T08:17:00","slug":"269","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2002\/03\/269\/","title":{"rendered":"Untitled"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><big><u><b>MY EVER INCREASING LIST OF WEBCOMIC CLICHES:<\/b><\/u><\/big><br \/><b>&#8220;All your base are belong to us&#8221;<\/b> &#8211; Well, duh.<br \/><b>Badly Drawn Comic Strip<\/b> &#8211; Meant to show the reader that they&#8217;re not reading the worst comic ever<br \/><b>&#8220;BLAM&#8221;<\/b> &#8211; meant to stop something annoying by shooting it.<br \/><b>&#8220;Crap, he&#8217;s on to me&#8221;<\/b> &#8211; It is usually an inanimate object that says this when it is mentioned.<br \/><b>Crocodile Hunter<\/b> &#8211; Shows us different types of internet users.<br \/><b>Gay Joke<\/b> &#8211; Always followed by a disclaimer including &#8220;not that there&#8217;s anything wrong with that.&#8221;<br \/><b>Mentions of Squaresoft<\/b> &#8211; Always followed by a disclaimer including &#8220;please don&#8217;t sue me.&#8221;<br \/><b>&#8220;My comic is the worst comic ever&#8221;<\/b> &#8211; For some reason, it usually follows the Badly Drawn Comic Strip<br \/><b>Webcomic Cameos<\/b> &#8211; Meant to show the reader that they&#8217;re not reading the least popular comic ever<\/p>\n<p>Comment on this blog to add more, you lousy sons of pretzels!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MY EVER INCREASING LIST OF WEBCOMIC CLICHES:&#8220;All your base are belong to us&#8221; &#8211; Well, duh.Badly Drawn Comic Strip &#8211; Meant to show the reader that they&#8217;re not reading the worst comic ever&#8220;BLAM&#8221; &#8211; meant to stop something annoying by shooting it.&#8220;Crap, he&#8217;s on to me&#8221; &#8211; It is usually an inanimate object that says&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2002\/03\/269\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Untitled<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-269","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=269"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}