{"id":234,"date":"2001-12-25T10:27:00","date_gmt":"2001-12-25T10:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffreyatw.wordpress.com\/2001\/12\/25\/234\/"},"modified":"2001-12-25T10:27:00","modified_gmt":"2001-12-25T10:27:00","slug":"234","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2001\/12\/234\/","title":{"rendered":"Untitled"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mally Clistmass. I got hella rad mad bootay today.<\/p>\n<p>The Centerpiece: a 60 GB internal hard drive. WHEEE~! I get to download as much porno as I want!<br \/>More Yay For Your Dollar: Gran Turismo 3, and a cell phone (to share with my sister&#8230; meaning it&#8217;s really for her.)<br \/>Other Tidbits: A PS2 extension cord (to replace the chewed up one that was left in the basement), CANDAY from my sister, an FFX strategy guide (will NOT open it until I&#8217;ve beaten it), and a really cool fold-out alarm clock.<\/p>\n<p>My dad also got a Palm Pilot cell phone. I was the one who thought of those, dammit. Anyway, now I can play 3-D Air Hockey over the IR port with him. Yay.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mally Clistmass. I got hella rad mad bootay today. The Centerpiece: a 60 GB internal hard drive. WHEEE~! I get to download as much porno as I want!More Yay For Your Dollar: Gran Turismo 3, and a cell phone (to share with my sister&#8230; meaning it&#8217;s really for her.)Other Tidbits: A PS2 extension cord (to&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2001\/12\/234\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Untitled<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-234","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=234"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=234"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=234"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=234"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}