{"id":2038,"date":"2010-06-22T12:32:00","date_gmt":"2010-06-22T12:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffreyatw.wordpress.com\/2010\/06\/22\/magic\/"},"modified":"2010-06-22T12:32:00","modified_gmt":"2010-06-22T12:32:00","slug":"magic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2010\/06\/magic\/","title":{"rendered":"Magic."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jeffrey: carl and ellie cant be in the same world as andy because they are more cartoony than andy<br \/>\nJeffrey: i refuse to believe it&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\nAnna: what will it take you to believe?<br \/>\nAnna: a wizard?<br \/>\nAnna: I can get you a wizard<br \/>\nJeffrey: FETCH ME A WIZARD!<br \/>\nJeffrey: ONLY THE FINEST WIZARDS, CLAD IN SILKEN ROBE AND CAP<br \/>\nJeffrey: WITH A COMPENDIUM OF MAGICAL KNOWLEDGE RIVALING THE GREATEST OF DRAGONS!<br \/>\nJeffrey: They&#8217;re over there in the supply closet.<br \/>\nAnna: yeah, I ordered too many last time<br \/>\nAnna: we are in abundance of wizards<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jeffrey: carl and ellie cant be in the same world as andy because they are more cartoony than andy Jeffrey: i refuse to believe it&#8230;&#8230; Anna: what will it take you to believe? Anna: a wizard? Anna: I can get you a wizard Jeffrey: FETCH ME A WIZARD! Jeffrey: ONLY THE FINEST WIZARDS, CLAD IN&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2010\/06\/magic\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Magic.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[5,21,104,119],"class_list":["post-2038","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-anna","tag-chat","tag-toy-story","tag-wizards","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2038","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2038"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2038\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2038"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2038"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2038"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}