{"id":2018,"date":"2008-12-16T18:56:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-16T18:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffreyatw.wordpress.com\/2008\/12\/16\/fetish-musings\/"},"modified":"2008-12-16T18:56:00","modified_gmt":"2008-12-16T18:56:00","slug":"fetish-musings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/fetish-musings\/","title":{"rendered":"Fetish musings."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&lt;JeffreyATW&gt; noser i need help transforming my internet likeness into some weird thing that could be passed off as a personal fetish<br \/>\n&lt;JeffreyATW&gt; maybe i will be Wrenchy, the wrench<br \/>\n&lt;JeffreyATW&gt; and draw wrenchporn<br \/>\n&lt;Noser&gt; what do you mean<br \/>\n&lt;Noser&gt; back up a step<br \/>\n&lt;Noser&gt; isn&#8217;t CAR a fetish comic<br \/>\n&lt;JeffreyATW&gt; it&#8217;s boring being a human on the internet who is attracted to women<br \/>\n&lt;JeffreyATW&gt; not unfulfilling, just boring<br \/>\n&lt;Noser&gt; but you&#8217;re attracted to men too, if it&#8217;s road head.<br \/>\n&lt;Noser&gt; that&#8217;s your fetish<br \/>\n&lt;Noser&gt; auto eroticism<br \/>\n&lt;JeffreyATW&gt; that was ONE TIME<br \/>\n&lt;JeffreyATW&gt; and only in my COMIC<br \/>\n&lt;Noser&gt; you said internet likeness<br \/>\n&lt;JeffreyATW&gt; that&#8217;s true i guess<br \/>\n&lt;JeffreyATW&gt; i don&#8217;t know if my comic is my internet likeness<br \/>\n&lt;JeffreyATW&gt; that jeffrey seems to be a different jeffrey than the jeffrey on twitter and livejournal and facebook<br \/>\n&lt;Noser&gt; well yeah, that&#8217;s your carsona<br \/>\n&lt;JeffreyATW&gt; a jeffrey who is too simple to fancy himself a wrench, and fancy wrenches<br \/>\n&lt;Noser&gt; lots of carries are different when they draw themselves in cars<br \/>\n&lt;SamDoug&gt; awesome<br \/>\n&lt;Noser&gt; wrench-on-car action!<br \/>\n&lt;SamDoug&gt; VOLCANOES<br \/>\n&lt;SamDoug&gt; HOLY FUCK<br \/>\n&lt;Noser&gt; I haven&#8217;t played with magma<br \/>\n&lt;SamDoug&gt; shit just got epic<br \/>\n&lt;SamDoug&gt; brb forging The One Ring<br \/>\n&lt;JeffreyATW&gt; is there a volcano in upstate new york now<br \/>\n&lt;JeffreyATW&gt; good<br \/>\n&lt;Noser&gt; apparently it&#8217;s really easy to destroy your entire sector of the world with a magma pool, bauxite, a mason, and a mechanic<br \/>\n&lt;SamDoug&gt; just the way I like it<br \/>\n&lt;SamDoug&gt; Playing with death and poor AI<br \/>\n&lt;JeffreyATW&gt; hey i&#8217;m a wrench, i love mechanics<br \/>\n&lt;Noser&gt; I don&#8217;t totally get the bauxite thing being so obscure, the game should mention it<br \/>\n&lt;JeffreyATW&gt; they know just how to handle us wrenches<br \/>\n&lt;SamDoug&gt; also Jeffrey, jog on<br \/>\n&lt;Noser&gt; what kind of wrench<br \/>\n* You are now known as WrenchyATW<br \/>\n&lt;WrenchyATW&gt; torque<br \/>\n&lt;WrenchyATW&gt; just you wait<br \/>\n&lt;WrenchyATW&gt; i&#8217;ll start this off as a joke<br \/>\n&lt;Noser&gt; can you point to a picture of your wrenchsona<br \/>\n* SamDoug is now known as CARDoug<br \/>\n&lt;WrenchyATW&gt; but then i&#8217;ll start making comics about wrenches<br \/>\n&lt;Noser&gt; are you a specific model of wrench<br \/>\n&lt;WrenchyATW&gt; and eventually it will be like, maybe i really DO like wrenches In That Way<br \/>\n&lt;CARDoug&gt; metric or standard<br \/>\n&lt;WrenchyATW&gt; standard \ud83d\ude41 i AM american<br \/>\n&lt;WrenchyATW&gt; searching &#8220;torque wrench&#8221; on GIS for my wrenchsona<br \/>\n&lt;WrenchyATW&gt; safe search is off<br \/>\n&lt;WrenchyATW&gt; http:\/\/news.thomasnet.com\/images\/large\/486\/486650.jpg<br \/>\n&lt;WrenchyATW&gt; oh god<br \/>\n&lt;WrenchyATW&gt; this manual torque wrench<br \/>\n&lt;WrenchyATW&gt; it has a universal round shank head<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&lt;JeffreyATW&gt; noser i need help transforming my internet likeness into some weird thing that could be passed off as a personal fetish &lt;JeffreyATW&gt; maybe i will be Wrenchy, the wrench &lt;JeffreyATW&gt; and draw wrenchporn &lt;Noser&gt; what do you mean &lt;Noser&gt; back up a step &lt;Noser&gt; isn&#8217;t CAR a fetish comic &lt;JeffreyATW&gt; 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