{"id":198,"date":"2001-08-12T19:20:00","date_gmt":"2001-08-12T19:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffreyatw.wordpress.com\/2001\/08\/12\/198\/"},"modified":"2001-08-12T19:20:00","modified_gmt":"2001-08-12T19:20:00","slug":"198","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2001\/08\/198\/","title":{"rendered":"Untitled"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went to the Gravenstein Apple Fair in Sebastopol today. It was much fun, but even more so, it was very strange&#8230; lots of deja vu and past experiences. It&#8217;s like I&#8217;m going to die soon or something.<\/p>\n<p><b><u>Signs I&#8217;m Going To Die:<\/u><\/b><font SIZE=\"1\"><\/p>\n<p><\/font><b>6.<\/b> I almost won a hermit crab today, and in the past I won two of them.<br \/><b>5.<\/b> There was a girl at the fair who was the SPLITTING IMAGE of a friend I&#8217;ve known my whole life. I mean, EXACT. She had the same hat, same sweatshirt, same pants, same hair, and from the side the same face&#8230; it was only until I stared at her for a while that I noticed it wasn&#8217;t her. &#8230;She didn&#8217;t recognize me either.<br \/><b>4.<\/b> This kid I&#8217;ve known since I moved to Marin was at the fair&#8230; but he was also at an antique car show I was at yesterday, and the day before I was talking to him before at my camp. He&#8217;ll probably be where I&#8217;m going tomorrow, also.<br \/><b>3.<\/b> I was walking around with my sister, Lily, and only I noticed that this girl in front of us had IDENTICAL hair to Lily&#8217;s.<br \/><b>2.<\/b> We saw these photos of this fat Bengal cat, and it told us of the future: if we keep feeding our new <a HREF=\"http:\/\/jeffreyatw.tripod.com\/images\/jiro.jpg\">cat<\/a> the <a HREF=\"http:\/\/midgarswamp.tripod.com\/catfights\/jirosleep.jpg\">way we do now<\/a>, he&#8217;ll look exactly like that.<br \/><b>And the number one reason I&#8217;m going to die&#8230;<\/b> I entered in an apple pie-eating contest today, and got second place (the winner, however, was a seasoned &#8220;pro&#8221;), and I&#8217;m going to burst. I&#8217;m never eating apple pie again.<\/p>\n<p>All these strange occurences happened on this 12th day of August&#8230; I may die soon, but just you wait&#8230; I&#8217;m going to be RESURRECTED, BABY!!!<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>In other news, this page is actually getting visitors, which strikes me as odd. I mean, hell, this is a personal site! I&#8217;ve done no advertising, and there barely is any content up yet! My guess is that almost all the visitors to this page are looking for a site that lists all the reasons Mario is stoned or something. Perhaps I should add a list or something to the Misc. section for fun just so people looking for something like that will also enjoy my quality webpage. Hmph. Well how&#8217;s this&#8230; with my new comments feature on my blogs, why doesn&#8217;t anyone reading this reply and say hello. I just want to see what the hell&#8217;s going on here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went to the Gravenstein Apple Fair in Sebastopol today. It was much fun, but even more so, it was very strange&#8230; lots of deja vu and past experiences. It&#8217;s like I&#8217;m going to die soon or something. Signs I&#8217;m Going To Die: 6. I almost won a hermit crab today, and in the past&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2001\/08\/198\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Untitled<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-198","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=198"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=198"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=198"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=198"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}