{"id":1949,"date":"2008-03-01T18:53:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-01T18:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffreyatw.wordpress.com\/2008\/03\/01\/tans\/"},"modified":"2008-03-01T18:53:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-01T18:53:00","slug":"tans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/tans\/","title":{"rendered":"Tans"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So fake tans have been all the rage for a while but I&#8217;m starting to see a new trend: FAKE fake tans. Where the person is so Oompa-Loompa that they look like they&#8217;ve come off of a rotisserie. Not just on those crazy New Jersey guys, but on girls, too.<br \/>\nI just want to ask before the craze gets even crazier: does anyone find that even remotely attractive or interesting? I personally would have trouble having anything to do with anyone like that, even (especially?) for casual dating. But I mean, there has to be SOME logical reason behind the action and attraction. Anyone?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So fake tans have been all the rage for a while but I&#8217;m starting to see a new trend: FAKE fake tans. Where the person is so Oompa-Loompa that they look like they&#8217;ve come off of a rotisserie. Not just on those crazy New Jersey guys, but on girls, too. I just want to ask&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/tans\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Tans<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[49,81],"class_list":["post-1949","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-internet","tag-question","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1949","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1949"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1949\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1949"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1949"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1949"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}