{"id":1878,"date":"2007-09-19T13:29:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-19T13:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffreyatw.wordpress.com\/2007\/09\/19\/cheek-semen\/"},"modified":"2007-09-19T13:29:00","modified_gmt":"2007-09-19T13:29:00","slug":"cheek-semen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/cheek-semen\/","title":{"rendered":"Cheek semen."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know if anyone ever gets this. I do, and I think my sister does. But if I&#8217;m ever eating something intensely sweet, like a ganache or some other chocolate monstrosity, my upper cheeks, right at my <a HREF=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Zygomatic_bone\">cheekbones<\/a>, start to feel cold and damp. I dunno. People get weirded out when they hear that, but it&#8217;s only caused by something really, really sweet. They actually do get sort of wet. Don&#8217;t know why!<br \/>\nAnyway I just finished the largest, most succulent apple I have ever seen. And it made my cheeks moisten like you have never seen. I mean oh my god was it an experience.<br \/>\nI totally get to eat for free (including more apples!) for the next few days because I&#8217;m trying to clean out our fridge, which my roommates are really good at filling up with stuff they are never going to eat. Good thing I decided to do so, because amidst my refrigerated travels, I found 2-week-old raw meat. All RIGHT!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know if anyone ever gets this. I do, and I think my sister does. But if I&#8217;m ever eating something intensely sweet, like a ganache or some other chocolate monstrosity, my upper cheeks, right at my cheekbones, start to feel cold and damp. I dunno. People get weirded out when they hear that,&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/cheek-semen\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Cheek semen.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1878","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1878","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1878"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1878\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1878"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1878"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1878"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}