{"id":1581,"date":"2006-11-26T15:54:00","date_gmt":"2006-11-26T15:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffreyatw.wordpress.com\/2006\/11\/26\/ultimate-beverage\/"},"modified":"2006-11-26T15:54:00","modified_gmt":"2006-11-26T15:54:00","slug":"ultimate-beverage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2006\/11\/ultimate-beverage\/","title":{"rendered":"Ultimate Beverage?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah so I was thinking about this recently.<br \/>\nI heard that Starbucks now has this coffee liqueur drink &#8211; so you get caffeinated and buzzed at the same time. And there&#8217;s also Sparks, which is an alcoholic carbonated energy drink&#8230;<br \/>\nSo all we need now is a carbonated caffeinated alcoholic coffee beverage and we will probably have made the Ultimate Beverage. Maybe the reason there is nothing like that so far is because the resulting chemical reaction would cause a black hole.<br \/>\nWell hey I think it&#8217;s the way to go. So, making a black hole. Who&#8217;s with me?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah so I was thinking about this recently. I heard that Starbucks now has this coffee liqueur drink &#8211; so you get caffeinated and buzzed at the same time. And there&#8217;s also Sparks, which is an alcoholic carbonated energy drink&#8230; So all we need now is a carbonated caffeinated alcoholic coffee beverage and we will&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2006\/11\/ultimate-beverage\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Ultimate Beverage?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1581","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1581","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1581"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1581\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1581"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1581"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1581"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}