{"id":1541,"date":"2006-10-03T13:19:00","date_gmt":"2006-10-03T13:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffreyatw.wordpress.com\/2006\/10\/03\/a-cry-for-help\/"},"modified":"2006-10-03T13:19:00","modified_gmt":"2006-10-03T13:19:00","slug":"a-cry-for-help","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/a-cry-for-help\/","title":{"rendered":"a cry for help"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Please stop me from considering buying a Macbook within the next year.<br \/>\nSure, it&#8217;s smaller and probably has better battery life than my Inspiron 9300, but if I sold my Inspiron it would be at about half of what I bought it for ($2000), and then it wouldn&#8217;t be enough to buy even the cheapest Macbook. What&#8217;s more, my Inspiron&#8217;s specs are still better than the high-end Macbook.<br \/>\nSo yes. I am sticking with my Inspiron. It&#8217;s big and annoying but I will hug it and squeeze it and call it George.<br \/>\nActually its name is just <i>jeffreyatwlap<\/i>. But I will call it George when I am hugging and squeezing it.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>\nSpeaking about that, everyone tell me your names for your inanimate objects. My desktop and notebook are boring, just named <i>jeffreyatw<\/i> and <i>jeffreyatwlap<\/i>, respectively &#8211; just cuz I like keeping things uniform when it comes to networking.<br \/>\nMy old Honda Accord didn&#8217;t have a name. It was just &#8220;the car.&#8221; But it wasn&#8217;t &#8220;CAR.&#8221; You could call it &#8220;CAR&#8217;s car&#8221; though.<br \/>\nMy new Acura Integra has a story behind its name, though. Back when I was playing Chrono Trigger for the first time in 2000, we had just gotten the Acura. The day we got it, it was time to name the Epoch, so I named it &#8220;Acura.&#8221; So I will now name my Acura &#8220;Epoch!&#8221;<br \/>\nBack in the day we had a Mac IIsi in the house. My mom called it &#8220;Tootsie&#8221; because that&#8217;s sort of what IIsi sounds like.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Please stop me from considering buying a Macbook within the next year. Sure, it&#8217;s smaller and probably has better battery life than my Inspiron 9300, but if I sold my Inspiron it would be at about half of what I bought it for ($2000), and then it wouldn&#8217;t be enough to buy even the cheapest&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/a-cry-for-help\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">a cry for help<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1541","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1541","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1541"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1541\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1541"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1541"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1541"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}