{"id":1480,"date":"2006-07-11T19:36:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-11T19:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffreyatw.wordpress.com\/2006\/07\/11\/disregard-this\/"},"modified":"2006-07-11T19:36:00","modified_gmt":"2006-07-11T19:36:00","slug":"disregard-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/disregard-this\/","title":{"rendered":"Disregard this"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I took the meme again because Ruji changed the answers.<br \/>\nFrom <a href=\"http:\/\/moldpotion.livejournal.com\/42636.html\">here<\/a><br \/>\n<!--more meme again--><\/p>\n<table style=\"background-color:white;\" border=\"1\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"6\">\n<col width=\"33%\">\n<col width=\"33%\">\n<col width=\"33%\">\n<tr valign=\"top\">\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I would fail a <b>drug test<\/b> right now.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\"><span style=\"color:red;\"><b>&#x2713;<\/b> <u><span style=\"color:black;\">I know a <b>sociopath<\/b>.<\/span><\/u><\/span><\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\"><span style=\"color:red;\"><b>&#x2713;<\/b> <u><span style=\"color:black;\">I have <b>cheated<\/b> on a test.<\/span><\/u><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"top\">\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I have <b>cheated<\/b> on a person I was dating.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I have had <b>rape fantasies<\/b>.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I&#8217;ve coerced someone into having sex after they said no.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"top\">\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\"><span style=\"color:red;\"><b>&#x2713;<\/b> <u><span style=\"color:black;\">I <b>masturbate<\/b> daily.<\/span><\/u><\/span><\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I like to get revenge.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I stayed in a <b>bad relationship<\/b> because I didn&#8217;t think I could do better.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"top\">\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I&#8217;ve pretended not to know stuff I learned from <b>stalking<\/b> a person online.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I often watch the <b>Disney<\/b> channel and enjoy it.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I am attracted to <b>facial hair<\/b>.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"top\">\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\"><span style=\"color:red;\"><b>&#x2713;<\/b> <u><span style=\"color:black;\">I have played innocent <b>board games<\/b> as drinking games.<\/span><\/u><\/span><\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\"><span style=\"color:red;\"><b>&#x2713;<\/b> <u><span style=\"color:black;\">There is someone I would tell anything to.<\/span><\/u><\/span><\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> Sometimes I hate myself for liking <b>Bright Eyes<\/b>.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"top\">\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I&#8217;m really into <b>yellow<\/b>.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I hate a part of my body.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I like to fill out <b>self-indulgent<\/b> surveys like this one.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"top\">\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\"><span style=\"color:red;\"><b>&#x2713;<\/b> <u><span style=\"color:black;\">I would have sex with my father if it guaranteed <b>world peace<\/b> for 10 years.<\/span><\/u><\/span><\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I often <b>zone out<\/b> while people are talking to me.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\"><span style=\"color:red;\"><b>&#x2713;<\/b> <u><span style=\"color:black;\">I love <b>chocolate<\/b>.<\/span><\/u><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"top\">\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I&#8217;m afraid I&#8217;ll be single for the rest of my life.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> Other people talk too much.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\"><span style=\"color:red;\"><b>&#x2713;<\/b> <u><span style=\"color:black;\">I love <b>drug stores<\/b>.<\/span><\/u><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"top\">\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\"><span style=\"color:red;\"><b>&#x2713;<\/b> <u><span style=\"color:black;\">I&#8217;ve had a <b>lucid dream<\/b>.<\/span><\/u><\/span><\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\"><span style=\"color:red;\"><b>&#x2713;<\/b> <u><span style=\"color:black;\">I&#8217;ve been in more than three <b>serious relationships<\/b>.<\/span><\/u><\/span>&nbsp; <i>(Serious, but not really long-term&#8230;)<\/i><\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\"><span style=\"color:red;\"><b>&#x2713;<\/b> <u><span style=\"color:black;\">I have avoided someone instead of telling them directly to leave me alone.<\/span><\/u><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"top\">\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I&#8217;ve <b>punched<\/b> someone in the face.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I&#8217;ve been <b>suspended<\/b> or <b>expelled<\/b> from school.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I usually give money to <b>panhandlers<\/b>.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"top\">\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\"><span style=\"color:red;\"><b>&#x2713;<\/b> <u><span style=\"color:black;\">I have <b>shoplifted<\/b>.<\/span><\/u><\/span>&nbsp; <i>(A 25 cent piece of chocolate.)<\/i><\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I get chummy with my <b>teachers\/professors<\/b>.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I&#8217;ve had a <b>friend with benefits<\/b>.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"top\">\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I like <b>psychedelic drugs<\/b>.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I&#8217;ve had sex with someone to boost my <b>self-esteem<\/b>.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I have been called a <b>poser<\/b>.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"top\">\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I have gone down on someone of the <b>same sex<\/b>.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\"><span style=\"color:red;\"><b>&#x2713;<\/b> <u><span style=\"color:black;\">I have purposefully not returned <b>phone calls<\/b>.<\/span><\/u><\/span><\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> Someone has <b>cheated<\/b> on me.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"top\">\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I have had a <b>one-night stand<\/b> in the past six months.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I frequently edit my <b>LiveJournal<\/b> (or other blog) posts.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> <b>Period blood<\/b> has soaked through to the seat of my pants.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"top\">\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\"><span style=\"color:red;\"><b>&#x2713;<\/b> <u><span style=\"color:black;\">I have an <b>iPod<\/b>.<\/span><\/u><\/span><\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\"><span style=\"color:red;\"><b>&#x2713;<\/b> <u><span style=\"color:black;\">I have been called <b>lazy<\/b>.<\/span><\/u><\/span><\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\"><span style=\"color:red;\"><b>&#x2713;<\/b> <u><span style=\"color:black;\">I <b>eat<\/b> when I&#8217;m bored.<\/span><\/u><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"top\">\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I currently <b>hate\/strongly dislike<\/b> someone.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I&#8217;m particularly attracted to <b>chubby<\/b> people.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I love to discuss <b>politics<\/b>.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"top\">\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I have eaten <b>dog food<\/b> before.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\"><span style=\"color:red;\"><b>&#x2713;<\/b> <u><span style=\"color:black;\">I would <b>date myself<\/b> if I were someone else.<\/span><\/u><\/span><\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I would love to have sex in a <b>hospital<\/b>.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"top\">\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I have been to a <b>funeral<\/b>.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I always make the <b>first move<\/b>.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I check <b>MySpace<\/b> way too much.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"top\">\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I have been tested for <b>sexually transmitted infections<\/b>.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I only <b>smoke<\/b> when I&#8217;m drunk.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> A friend has made a move on my <b>significant other<\/b> or crush in the past.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"top\">\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I have a lot to say about any topic.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> <b>Math<\/b> or <b>science<\/b> is my favorite subject in school.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\"><span style=\"color:red;\"><b>&#x2713;<\/b> <u><span style=\"color:black;\">I enjoy some <b>hip-hop music<\/b>.<\/span><\/u><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"top\">\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I firmly believe in <b>God<\/b>.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I have a <b>love\/hate<\/b> relationship with myself.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I played <b>sex games<\/b> when I was a kid.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"top\">\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\"><span style=\"color:red;\"><b>&#x2713;<\/b> <u><span style=\"color:black;\">I eat <b>meat<\/b>.<\/span><\/u><\/span><\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I have <b>slept<\/b> with an <b>ex<\/b>.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I <b>cried<\/b> in the last week.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"top\">\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I&#8217;m obsessed with <b>girls<\/b>.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\"><span style=\"color:red;\"><b>&#x2713;<\/b> <u><span style=\"color:black;\"><b>I think <b>assisted suicide<\/b> should be legal.<\/span><\/u><\/span><\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I&#8217;ve played on a <b>sports team<\/b>.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"top\">\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I <b>shave<\/b> places other than my face.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I like wearing clothes designed for the <b>opposite sex<\/b>.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I go for younger guys\/girls, not older.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"top\">\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I like to <b>cuddle<\/b> with my friends.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I have <b>failed<\/b> a class.&nbsp; <i>(Withdrew before failing)<\/i><\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I love to receive <b>flowers<\/b>.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"top\">\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I believe in <b>soulmates<\/b>.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I love to <b>write<\/b>.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\"><span style=\"color:red;\"><b>&#x2713;<\/b> <u><span style=\"color:black;\">I&#8217;ve been told I&#8217;m <b>good in bed<\/b>.<\/span><\/u><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"top\">\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I wouldn&#8217;t mind being a hermit on a <b>desert island<\/b> for a few years.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\"><span style=\"color:red;\"><b>&#x2713;<\/b> <u><span style=\"color:black;\">I want to be <b>famous<\/b>.<\/span><\/u><\/span><\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\"><span style=\"color:red;\"><b>&#x2713;<\/b> <u><span style=\"color:black;\">I love the <b>beach<\/b>.<\/span><\/u><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"top\">\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> My <b>hair<\/b> is an unnatural color.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I wish I could be <b>young<\/b> forever.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I am afraid to <b>die<\/b>.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"top\">\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> There is a picture of my <b>significant other<\/b> on display in my home.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> <b>Nude photographs<\/b> of me exist.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I am <b>jealous<\/b> of a friend.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"top\">\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I read a lot of <b>poetry<\/b>.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I have had a serious <b>physical illness<\/b>.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I have been unintentionally hurt by people that I loved.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"top\">\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I have never been in love.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I adore <b>dark colours<\/b>.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I have a <b>ritual<\/b> that I do when alone.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"top\">\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I love to <b>dance<\/b>.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I have lied to impress a crush.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I watch <b>anime<\/b>.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"top\">\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I have dated someone I thought was <b>ugly<\/b>.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I would drop dead if certain people read my <b>journal<\/b>.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\"><span style=\"color:red;\"><b>&#x2713;<\/b> <u><span style=\"color:black;\">I have read <b>someone else&#8217;s journal<\/b> without permission.<\/span><\/u><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"top\">\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I often get the <b>short end of the stick<\/b> because I&#8217;m such a pushover.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> Hearing about other people&#8217;s problems makes me feel better.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I feel lost without my <b>cell phone<\/b>.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"top\">\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\"><span style=\"color:red;\"><b>&#x2713;<\/b> <u><span style=\"color:black;\">I have overdrawn money from my bank account.<\/span><\/u><\/span><\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\"><span style=\"color:red;\"><b>&#x2713;<\/b> <u><span style=\"color:black;\">I find being <b>pissed off<\/b> extremely satisfying.<\/span><\/u><\/span><\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\"><span style=\"color:red;\"><b>&#x2713;<\/b> <u><span style=\"color:black;\">I have been <b>dumpster diving<\/b>.<\/span><\/u><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"top\">\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I always have a <b>BFF<\/b>.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I <b>snowboard<\/b>.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\"><span style=\"color:red;\"><b>&#x2713;<\/b> <u><span style=\"color:black;\">I love <b>random humor<\/b>.<\/span><\/u><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"top\">\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\"><span style=\"color:red;\"><b>&#x2713;<\/b> <u><span style=\"color:black;\">I hate most <b>parties<\/b>.<\/span><\/u><\/span><\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I have slept with one or more of my friends, not counting exes.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I have a loud, jolly <b>laugh<\/b>.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"top\">\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\"><span style=\"color:red;\"><b>&#x2713;<\/b> <u><span style=\"color:black;\">A <b>Vienna sausage<\/b> sounds really appealing right now.<\/span><\/u><\/span><\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\"><span style=\"color:red;\"><b>&#x2713;<\/b> <u><span style=\"color:black;\">I&#8217;ve made out with someone who had <b>bad breath<\/b>, and I didn&#8217;t tell them.<\/span><\/u><\/span><\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> <b>Sweat<\/b> can be attractive.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"top\">\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I hate my <b>hair<\/b>.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I have no qualms about people seeing me naked.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\"><span style=\"color:red;\"><b>&#x2713;<\/b> <u><span style=\"color:black;\">I have arranged an in-person meeting with someone from the <b>internet<\/b> before.<\/span><\/u><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"top\">\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I have been in a <b>long-distance relationship<\/b>.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I am afraid of <b>clowns<\/b>.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\"><span style=\"color:red;\"><b>&#x2713;<\/b> <u><span style=\"color:black;\">I love <b>roller coasters<\/b>.<\/span><\/u><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"top\">\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\"><span style=\"color:red;\"><b>&#x2713;<\/b> <u><span style=\"color:black;\">I like <b>cats<\/b> more than <b>dogs<\/b>.<\/span><\/u><\/span><\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I like to sit outside when I eat at restaurants.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I have a crush on someone who doesn&#8217;t know.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"top\">\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> Nobody has ever said I&#8217;m <b>weird<\/b>.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> Nothing really ties me 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<b>&#xd7;<\/b> I know a <b>martial art<\/b>.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\"><span style=\"color:red;\"><b>&#x2713;<\/b> <u><span style=\"color:black;\">I could <b>financially<\/b> support myself now if I wanted to, or I already am.<\/span><\/u><\/span><\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I feel weird if I don&#8217;t do anything <b>fun<\/b> on a weekend.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"top\">\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I am a <b>Renaissance person<\/b> &#8211;good at a lot of different things.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  <b>&#xd7;<\/b> I am ignorant of other cultures.<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\"><span style=\"color:red;\"><b>&#x2713;<\/b> <u><span style=\"color:black;\">I wish the end of the world would hurry up.<\/span><\/u><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"top\">\n<td style=\"color:black;background-color:white;\">  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