{"id":1386,"date":"2006-04-26T15:11:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-26T15:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffreyatw.wordpress.com\/2006\/04\/26\/foot\/"},"modified":"2006-04-26T15:11:00","modified_gmt":"2006-04-26T15:11:00","slug":"foot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/foot\/","title":{"rendered":"Foot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From now on I think I will answer my dorm room phone in a girly voice, because people keep hanging up on me and I can only imagine it&#8217;s those people who call girls up and sexually harass them about either their feet or their boyfriends. Maybe if I fool one of them I can fuck with their heads for a while.<br \/>\nOr maybe the people that hang up just genuinely had the wrong number.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From now on I think I will answer my dorm room phone in a girly voice, because people keep hanging up on me and I can only imagine it&#8217;s those people who call girls up and sexually harass them about either their feet or their boyfriends. Maybe if I fool one of them I can&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/foot\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Foot<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1386","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1386","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1386"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1386\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}