{"id":1368,"date":"2006-04-11T14:26:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-11T14:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffreyatw.wordpress.com\/2006\/04\/11\/umbrellaz\/"},"modified":"2006-04-11T14:26:00","modified_gmt":"2006-04-11T14:26:00","slug":"umbrellaz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/umbrellaz\/","title":{"rendered":"Umbrellaz"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m on my third umbrella within the past 24 hours.<br \/>\nThe one that I used to have would keep opening with its metal rods bent the wrong way, and so it&#8217;d be concave instead of convex. So I got rid of that one. The one I bought yesterday was really cheap, and I expected to only have it for like a month or two, so I&#8217;d get a good value out of it &#8211; but the strings attaching the fabric to the ends of the metal rods broke off of a few of &#8217;em, so it became useless.<br \/>\nSo I bought my third one today, one of the most expensive in the student store, and non-retractable as well (with this fancy wooden handle), and it probably won&#8217;t break. &#8230;I&#8217;ll probably lose it, instead.<br \/>\nWhat do you do with products you don&#8217;t want to expressly throw out since they might be of value to the less fortunate, but you don&#8217;t want to give them to the Goodwill or Salvation Army because they&#8217;re sorta busted? I just placed mine (both of &#8217;em) on this rock in the student center &#8211; if someone picks it up and wants to use it despite the fact that it&#8217;s busted, great! If they don&#8217;t and they throw it out instead, at least it wasn&#8217;t me doing it. I wouldn&#8217;t really call this littering, would you?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m on my third umbrella within the past 24 hours. The one that I used to have would keep opening with its metal rods bent the wrong way, and so it&#8217;d be concave instead of convex. So I got rid of that one. The one I bought yesterday was really cheap, and I expected to&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/umbrellaz\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Umbrellaz<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1368","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1368","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1368"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1368\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1368"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1368"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1368"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}