{"id":1284,"date":"2006-02-02T17:50:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-02T17:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffreyatw.wordpress.com\/2006\/02\/02\/burning\/"},"modified":"2006-02-02T17:50:00","modified_gmt":"2006-02-02T17:50:00","slug":"burning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2006\/02\/burning\/","title":{"rendered":"Burning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>More dirty clothes problems guys thanks for putting up with my incessant questions!<br \/>\nSo I&#8217;m a big rice milk drinker but I thought I&#8217;d mix it up a bit and go wacky with some soy milk instead so I&#8217;m taking the carton out of the wellness fridge and I open it up and it fucking! sprays all over me.<br \/>\nI think it&#8217;s like retribution for never drinking it before but either way I&#8217;m all covered with soy milk but I&#8217;m like oh, it&#8217;ll be okay, at least it&#8217;s not real milk that&#8217;ll curdle and make me smell like a garbages. Or will it!<br \/>\nSo what do you think guys should I spend the rest of the day wearing this shirt that has dots of soy milk all over it or should I change and wear another one because I don&#8217;t know if I&#8217;ll become all sticky and amazingly awful smelling or whatever.<br \/>\n<b>edit<\/b> these last two posts make it look like my question mark button is broken?????<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>More dirty clothes problems guys thanks for putting up with my incessant questions! So I&#8217;m a big rice milk drinker but I thought I&#8217;d mix it up a bit and go wacky with some soy milk instead so I&#8217;m taking the carton out of the wellness fridge and I open it up and it fucking!&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2006\/02\/burning\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Burning<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1284","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1284","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1284"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1284\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}