{"id":1263,"date":"2006-01-09T14:18:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-09T14:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffreyatw.wordpress.com\/2006\/01\/09\/eating\/"},"modified":"2006-01-09T14:18:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-09T14:18:00","slug":"eating","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/eating\/","title":{"rendered":"EATING"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the past week, I have eaten a whole banana and orange. This means, the grand total of whole fruits I have eaten since I came to college is&#8230; two.<br \/>\nSee you later Internet, once I&#8217;m done with my Syntax homework I shall return. That should be in something like <strike>2 months<\/strike>. <b>edit<\/b>: Jesus, make that 4 months. Yes I know the quarter is only two months long. I&#8217;m going to have to tear a hole in time to get this stuff done.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the past week, I have eaten a whole banana and orange. This means, the grand total of whole fruits I have eaten since I came to college is&#8230; two. See you later Internet, once I&#8217;m done with my Syntax homework I shall return. That should be in something like 2 months. edit: Jesus, make&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/eating\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">EATING<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1263","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1263","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1263"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1263\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1263"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1263"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1263"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}