{"id":1247,"date":"2005-12-17T13:07:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-17T13:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffreyatw.wordpress.com\/2005\/12\/17\/first-sentences\/"},"modified":"2005-12-17T13:07:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-17T13:07:00","slug":"first-sentences","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2005\/12\/first-sentences\/","title":{"rendered":"First sentences."},"content":{"rendered":"

January 1<\/a><\/b>: Important announcement from Pirate.
\nFebruary 1<\/a><\/b>: Ask me any question and I will answer it.
\nMarch 1<\/a><\/b>: Also: I’m REALLY hungry and it’s 12AM and I have no food and I don’t know what to do. \ud83d\ude41
\nApril 1<\/a><\/b>: This year my blog will not be having any April Fool’s jokes.
\nMay 1<\/a><\/b>: Posting from PSP.
\nJune 1<\/a><\/b>: Maybe I should start seriously thinking I’m as important as I act.
\nJuly 1<\/a><\/b>: <JeffreyAtW> OH GOD
\nAugust 1<\/a><\/b>: Man Im feelin reel good heres a smily face. =)
\nSeptember 1<\/a><\/b>: bouncyfish<\/a> had a startling discovery earlier – Gorillaz’ Feel Good, Inc. and Super Mario RPG’s Beware the Forest Mushrooms go really well together!
\nOctober 9<\/a><\/b>: Hi Joe,
\nNovember 4<\/a><\/b>: And we’re drenched!
\nDecember 1<\/a><\/b>: Worst part about Dragon Quest 8 is such:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

January 1: Important announcement from Pirate. February 1: Ask me any question and I will answer it. March 1: Also: I’m REALLY hungry and it’s 12AM and I have no food and I don’t know what to do. \ud83d\ude41 April 1: This year my blog will not be having any April Fool’s jokes. May 1:… Continue reading First sentences.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1247","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1247","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1247"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1247\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1247"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1247"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1247"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}