{"id":1240,"date":"2005-12-06T17:15:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-06T17:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffreyatw.wordpress.com\/2005\/12\/06\/im-convinced\/"},"modified":"2005-12-06T17:15:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-06T17:15:00","slug":"im-convinced","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2005\/12\/im-convinced\/","title":{"rendered":"I'm convinced"},"content":{"rendered":"

…that no one really practices Scientology; it’s only used to make people feel bad. It’s like:
\nGuy:<\/b> “Ohohoho we might be prudes but at least we aren’t Scientologists!!!”
\nOther:<\/b> “Well actually I am.”
\nGuy:<\/b> “Oh, oh man I’m so sorry I didn’t mean it.”
\nI mean, come on. XENU?!?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

…that no one really practices Scientology; it’s only used to make people feel bad. It’s like: Guy: “Ohohoho we might be prudes but at least we aren’t Scientologists!!!” Other: “Well actually I am.” Guy: “Oh, oh man I’m so sorry I didn’t mean it.” I mean, come on. XENU?!?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1240","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1240","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1240"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1240\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1240"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1240"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}