{"id":111,"date":"2003-10-27T19:04:00","date_gmt":"2003-10-27T19:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffreyatw.wordpress.com\/2003\/10\/27\/i-am-funny\/"},"modified":"2003-10-27T19:04:00","modified_gmt":"2003-10-27T19:04:00","slug":"i-am-funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2003\/10\/i-am-funny\/","title":{"rendered":"I am funny"},"content":{"rendered":"<table border=\"0\" style=\"border:1px black solid;width:90%;\">\n<tr>\n<th><a href=\"http:\/\/www.corknut.org\/toys\/trickortreat\/\">My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul<\/a><\/th>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"border-bottom:1px black dotted;\">jeffreyatw goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Pixel pumpkin shirt.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"border-bottom:1px orange solid;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/arafat\/\">arafat<\/a> gives you 15 light green mint-flavoured nuggets.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"border-bottom:1px orange solid;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/calnhobbes\/\">calnhobbes<\/a> tricks you! You get a pencil.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"border-bottom:1px orange solid;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/dilbert_feed\/\">dilbert_feed<\/a> tricks you! You get a used tissue.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"border-bottom:1px orange solid;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/george_w_bush\/\">george_w_bush<\/a> tricks you! You lose 8 pieces of candy!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"border-bottom:1px orange solid;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/jashcroft\/\">jashcroft<\/a> gives you 14 light blue root beer-flavoured gumdrops.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"border-bottom:1px orange solid;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/jeffreyatw\/\">jeffreyatw<\/a> gives you 10 light green apple-flavoured pieces of bubblegum.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"border-bottom:1px orange solid;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/kim_jong_il__\/\">kim_jong_il__<\/a> gives you 3 light blue lime-flavoured gummies.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"border-bottom:1px orange solid;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/paidmembers\/\">paidmembers<\/a> tricks you! You get a pencil.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"border-bottom:1px orange solid;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/reallifecomic\/\">reallifecomic<\/a> gives you 5 mauve coffee-flavoured pieces of bubblegum.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"border-bottom:1px orange solid;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/sinfestfeed\/\">sinfestfeed<\/a> gives you 12 purple licorice-flavoured wafers.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"border-bottom:1px black dotted;\">jeffreyatw ends up with 51 pieces of candy, a pencil, a used tissue, and a pencil.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<form action=\"http:\/\/www.corknut.org\/toys\/trickortreat\/index.cgi\" method=\"post\">\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align:center;\">Go trick-or-treating! Username: <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/form>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"font-size:xx-small;text-align:center;\">Another fun meme brought to you by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/rfreebern\/\"><b>rfreebern<\/b><\/a>.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>Screw friends. It&#8217;s always the robots and the phonys that give out the best candy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul jeffreyatw goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Pixel pumpkin shirt. arafat gives you 15 light green mint-flavoured nuggets. calnhobbes tricks you! You get a pencil. dilbert_feed tricks you! You get a used tissue. george_w_bush tricks you! You lose 8 pieces of candy! jashcroft gives you 14 light blue root beer-flavoured gumdrops. jeffreyatw&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2003\/10\/i-am-funny\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I am funny<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=111"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}