{"id":1096,"date":"2005-07-07T09:41:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-07T09:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffreyatw.wordpress.com\/2005\/07\/07\/somethingawful-registry\/"},"modified":"2005-07-07T09:41:00","modified_gmt":"2005-07-07T09:41:00","slug":"somethingawful-registry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2005\/07\/somethingawful-registry\/","title":{"rendered":"Somethingawful Registry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>http:\/\/wm.thefacebook.com\/profile.php?id=7606634<br \/>\nThey friended you yet?<br \/>\nI&#8217;m friends with this thing but then all these dumbass goons I don&#8217;t know try friending me and I proudly reject them. Who the hell are you people!<br \/>\nIn other news, this registry lists 33 goons at UCSC (and there are more) &#8211; that makes UCSC the #1 most Somethingawfulest school in America.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>http:\/\/wm.thefacebook.com\/profile.php?id=7606634 They friended you yet? I&#8217;m friends with this thing but then all these dumbass goons I don&#8217;t know try friending me and I proudly reject them. Who the hell are you people! In other news, this registry lists 33 goons at UCSC (and there are more) &#8211; that makes UCSC the #1 most Somethingawfulest&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2005\/07\/somethingawful-registry\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Somethingawful Registry<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1096","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1096","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1096"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1096\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1096"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1096"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1096"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}