{"id":1064,"date":"2005-06-10T21:32:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-10T21:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffreyatw.wordpress.com\/2005\/06\/10\/i-am-a-chef\/"},"modified":"2005-06-10T21:32:00","modified_gmt":"2005-06-10T21:32:00","slug":"i-am-a-chef","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2005\/06\/i-am-a-chef\/","title":{"rendered":"I AM A CHEF"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img SRC=\"http:\/\/www.jeffreyatw.com\/photos\/drakegrad.jpg\"><br \/>\n<b><big>I DID IT!!!<\/big><\/b><br \/>\nWhat did I do?<\/p>\n<li> No, I did not graduate from Drake!\n<li> No, I did not steal a cap from a graduate! (or did I?)\n<li> <b>I ACTUALLY COOKED SOME FOOD!<\/b><br \/>\nNow guys, my cooking skill right now is around 1, but that&#8217;s why I use <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.gbsfood.com\">GBSFood<\/a>.<br \/>\nToday I went to Bruno&#8217;s (hi again james) and made some <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.gbsfood.com\/1569119\/\">Okonomiyaki<\/a>.<br \/>\nUsed coleslaw instead of real cabbage, some leftover chicken instead of barbequeue pork, beef stock instead of dashi, oyster sauce instead of okonomiyaki sauce, no mayonnaise (ew), oh shit I forgot to use the baby shrimp and the seaweed and the corn that I bought&#8230;<br \/>\nbut out came THIS and it was great! (To the left is leftover beef stock soup.)<br \/>\n<img SRC=\"http:\/\/www.jeffreyatw.com\/photos\/okonomiyaki.jpg\"><br \/>\nI&#8217;ll probably make this tomorrow, too, cuz I bought way too much of everything! Anyone want to come over and try it out???<br \/>\nOn an unrelated note, I am now getting my internet through the ELECTRICAL OUTLET. That&#8217;s fuckin hardcore man.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I DID IT!!! What did I do? No, I did not graduate from Drake! No, I did not steal a cap from a graduate! (or did I?) I ACTUALLY COOKED SOME FOOD! Now guys, my cooking skill right now is around 1, but that&#8217;s why I use GBSFood. Today I went to Bruno&#8217;s (hi again&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2005\/06\/i-am-a-chef\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I AM A CHEF<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1064","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1064","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1064"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1064\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1064"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1064"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1064"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}