<bruk> time for DoD
\n<Doompuppet> Dorld of Doorcraft
\n<bruk> no.
\n<Doompuppet> Damn. It’s never dorld of doorcraft.
\n<bruk> day of defeat >:[
\n<Doompuppet> Ah
\n<Quasispace> Does Dorld of Doorcraft offer customizable door handles?
\n<Doompuppet> No.
\n<Doompuppet> But there’s talk of a patch
\n<JeffreyAtW> Dorld of Doorcraft lets you choose from plastic handles, stainless steel handles, wood handles, locking handles, machine handles
\n<JeffreyAtW> they can be different shapes and sizes, you can also customize what the door is made of
\n<JeffreyAtW> it depends on its class
\n<JeffreyAtW> if it is a security door you can buy lasers for it
\n<JeffreyAtW> if it’s a residential door you can hang wreaths on it to up its Spirit
\n<bruk> silly stupid dumbdumb
\n<Doompuppet> I’m more interested in hinges
\n<JeffreyAtW> the question is, though
\n<JeffreyAtW> why do all my jokes make me sound like I’m 90 years old
\n<Doctor_Nick> dude
\n<Doctor_Nick> i can get you a fucken brass knocker for 6 double sided hinges
\n<JeffreyAtW> add in a tweed doormat and you got a deal
\n<Sketchee> BEEEES
\n<Doompuppet> I want to play Doorcraft now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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