{"id":1021,"date":"2004-08-30T01:11:00","date_gmt":"2004-08-30T01:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffreyatw.wordpress.com\/2004\/08\/30\/heres-the-plan\/"},"modified":"2004-08-30T01:11:00","modified_gmt":"2004-08-30T01:11:00","slug":"heres-the-plan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2004\/08\/heres-the-plan\/","title":{"rendered":"Here&#039;s The Plan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is a friends-only post because I don&#8217;t want this idea to go public, so as to ruin the mystique.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m thinking of creating one of those &#8220;elitist&#8221; communities. I was thinking of the name &#8220;_fucking_fuck_&#8221;. The reason I&#8217;m thinking of participating in this hypocrisy is merely to mock emo\/indie culture and the burning desire to be accepted. This is how I intend to create this atmosphere:<br \/>\nI get some of you who are interested to join up with this community. We all post our &#8220;applications,&#8221; which include retarded stuff like what our favorite bands are and what our stances are on sticking clothes-hangers up our vaginas are. Then comes the high-contrast and\/or black and white picture of you (or someone else) staring off into the distance, or holding a camera up (taking a picture on the mirror. ugh). None of it really has to be truthful.<br \/>\nYou all get unanimously accepted by all current &#8220;members&#8221; (that would be you).<br \/>\nThen, we start going around LiveJournal and looking for impressionable emo kids. The ones who have a lot of memberships in similar communities would be best. We post a retarded little invitation image that I can make, and get them to apply.<br \/>\nNo matter how much we like this person (I suggest skipping the entire application altogether), we all unanimously vote NO and insult the person a whole lot. I&#8217;d personally say something like &#8220;you shit cocks at tea time, you undulating cunt toothache.&#8221; Then we tell them to come back in a week or something and try again, at which time we will reject them again. No exceptions; <b>everyone is rejected<\/b>. (But we don&#8217;t tell them that.)<br \/>\nSo how does this sound? We could definitely sucker people into applying and ripping their emo little hearts out, and all you&#8217;d have to do is put some sort of stupid application together (or I could help make you one).<br \/>\nAnyone interested? \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is a friends-only post because I don&#8217;t want this idea to go public, so as to ruin the mystique. I&#8217;m thinking of creating one of those &#8220;elitist&#8221; communities. I was thinking of the name &#8220;_fucking_fuck_&#8221;. The reason I&#8217;m thinking of participating in this hypocrisy is merely to mock emo\/indie culture and the burning desire&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2004\/08\/heres-the-plan\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Here&#039;s The Plan<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1021","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1021","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1021"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1021\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1021"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1021"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1021"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}