{"id":1003,"date":"2005-04-21T18:45:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-21T18:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffreyatw.wordpress.com\/2005\/04\/21\/okcupid-quizzes-are-often-really-really-good\/"},"modified":"2005-04-21T18:45:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-21T18:45:00","slug":"okcupid-quizzes-are-often-really-really-good","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2005\/04\/okcupid-quizzes-are-often-really-really-good\/","title":{"rendered":"OKCupid quizzes are often really really good."},"content":{"rendered":"

<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
Champion!<\/b><\/font>
You’ve seen 89% of the internet, and shed 66% of the tears… <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\n

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Congratulations! You’re the internet master. You’ve managed to see just enough of it without turning yourself into a monster.<\/p>\n

And don’t go any further! It’s dehumanizing from here on in. If you
\nkeep finding new and weird things online, you’ll become a burnt out
\nhusk of a human being. You’ll be left writing online tests to warn
\nothers away from the path you’ve come down. Be happy with what you
\nknow, and be happy that you don’t know any more.<\/p>\n

Chin up, this is the best category to be in! You aced the quiz!!!<\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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<\/p>\n\n\n\n
My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender<\/i>:<\/p>\n
\n\n\n\n
\n\n\n\n\n
\"free<\/a><\/td>\n\"free<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\nYou scored higher than 84%<\/b> on experience<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\n\n\n\n
\"free<\/a><\/td>\n\"free<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\nYou scored higher than 70%<\/b> on sadness<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/blockquote>\n

<\/span> <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n\n\n
Link: The I’ve Been on the Internet Test<\/a> written by DaveBrubeck<\/a> on Ok Cupid<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1003","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1003","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1003"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1003\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1003"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1003"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1003"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}