{"id":1002,"date":"2005-04-20T19:18:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-20T19:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffreyatw.wordpress.com\/2005\/04\/20\/butts\/"},"modified":"2005-04-20T19:18:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-20T19:18:00","slug":"butts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2005\/04\/butts\/","title":{"rendered":"BUTTS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Aww, look what they gave me to celebrate my major declaration!<br \/>\n<img SRC=\"http:\/\/www.jeffreyatw.com\/photos\/lingbutton.jpg\"><br \/>\nI&#8217;m going to wear this FOREVER until I forget to take it off and then it goes into the wash and rips a big hole in my shirt and it gets all ruined and I find weird metal pieces scattered throughout my underwear and socks oh ok never mind.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aww, look what they gave me to celebrate my major declaration! I&#8217;m going to wear this FOREVER until I forget to take it off and then it goes into the wash and rips a big hole in my shirt and it gets all ruined and I find weird metal pieces scattered throughout my underwear and&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2005\/04\/butts\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">BUTTS<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1002","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1002","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1002"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1002\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1002"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1002"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1002"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}