{"id":10,"date":"2003-05-15T10:37:00","date_gmt":"2003-05-15T10:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffreyatw.wordpress.com\/2003\/05\/15\/spam-spam-spam-wonderful-spam\/"},"modified":"2003-05-15T10:37:00","modified_gmt":"2003-05-15T10:37:00","slug":"spam-spam-spam-wonderful-spam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/2003\/05\/spam-spam-spam-wonderful-spam\/","title":{"rendered":"Spam Spam Spam, Wonderful Spam"},"content":{"rendered":"

Yeah, I’ve got my “aggressive” Hotmail spam filter and everything, but I still get about 100 spam emails on average in my inbox each day. For my jeffreyatw.com email address, where no spam filters are installed, I get about half that much – but you must understand that I’ve only publicized that email address in one place<\/a> and it’s in a supposedly spam-free format.
\nI’ve had my Hotmail address since about 1996, even before it was owned by Microsoft. I’ve had my jeffreyatw.com email address for about a year.
\nAt this point, I’ve almost completely given up with email. I only get one real email about once every 3 days, and there are so many other methods in which I can be contacted. But the problem is, I still must go through my email each day and delete all of those messages, because I can’t have the inbox overflow – I still might need those important emails. It’s impossible to have no email address nowadays.
\nI also can’t sign up for a new one. It’d just be another thing to constantly check every day. I still need to go through my existing ones.
\nSo, the question is:
\nIs there anything FUN I can do with spam, seeing as I will never be rid of it? I mean, can I contribute a few more humorous sender\/subject combinations to some sort of list? Could I ridicule the spammers any other way? I mean, it’s fresh material, I just can’t let it go to waste each day by throwing it all in the trash. Of course, unlike real junk mail that I can touch and feel and maybe… plaster on a wall for decoration, spam just isn’t as usable. Not to mention that with every spam email I actually open, it finds that my account is active and piles on even more.
\nAh, spam… I hate you so much that I’m starting to develop a fondness for you…
\nDon Deleon says can you handle a Massive Penis?
\nBye.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Yeah, I’ve got my “aggressive” Hotmail spam filter and everything, but I still get about 100 spam emails on average in my inbox each day. For my jeffreyatw.com email address, where no spam filters are installed, I get about half that much – but you must understand that I’ve only publicized that email address in… Continue reading Spam Spam Spam, Wonderful Spam<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffreyatw.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}