JeffreyAtW: Random Throat

Random Throat

People get into talking about drugs, smoking, alcohol, etc. Conversations abound, like "whoa, you won't believe what I mixed yesterday" and "damn, I must have been throwing up for two hours straight" and "then we had a giant orgy, it was the best night of my life," stuff like that, etc. etc. etc.

Then they come to me and ask me about my amazing party experiences where I jump off a building covered in vomit with a BAC of 10% and then break my clavicus majoris and have the greatest and most awesome and time ever (with two hot lesbians), and I tell 'em that I don't smoke, do drugs, nor have I ever gotten drunk.

Then they sober up (whichever way you want to interpret that) and say that they have a lot of respect for my decision and they wish they could have been more like me.

Then they go back to having wild rampant sex and celebrating, celebrating (every night's the night). What the fuck, I say, what the fuck.

Posted by JeffreyAtW at July 06, 2003 10:30 AM | TrackBack

Comments

80s Guy:

Here, here!!

( 6/07/03 10:00 PM)

80s Guy:

Sounds like you have some interesting friends. Or, uh, at least ACQUAINTANCES!

( 6/07/03 10:03 PM)

Mommie:

Hi, Jeffrey,

I know you don't do email, so here is one for you on your web page:

Here is the link to that musical family I told you about. We can probably see Marcia and Dartanyan one of these days soon.

http://www.dartanyan.com/Art/Walkercreek%20Site/walkercreek.html

Love,
Mom

( 6/07/03 11:21 PM)

Chex-Mixer:

Jeff, you can't say anything about someone else's lifestyle unless you at least try it once. Truly, if you want true tolerance and understanding you must first try it out. Don't get me wrong I don't do drugs but I have at least tried a few, and alchohol. I have never smoked a cigarette however I just can't get over how horribly disgusting they smell. Blah :O~
Ohh well sorry to sound confrontational but I just think it is odd, especially the alchohol. But. "I respect your decision and I wish I could have been more like you." errr in the past tense, because I have lost my life to errr partying and drugs and sUX.

( 7/07/03 07:09 PM)

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