JeffreyAtW: Goat Day

Goat Day

It obviously isn't as important as Pants Day, but today was Goat Day. An innocent bystander (me) said "too bad this happens like every day at Drake."

The festivities were as follows, in Mr. Gustin's math room at lunch:
First, Tyler (Chex-Mixer) put up a big gay flag with a rainbow and the word "PACE" on it on the whiteboard.
Chip, some Jewish communist with mutton chops, came in with a holy scroll of Goat Day and a poster with a goat symbol surrounded by two hammer-and-sickle symbols, and put up some posters with a Furby on them reading "Rule with an IRON FIST."
Tiya, who drew some Midgard fanart, brought in a few bags of fun-size chocolate bars and Hansen's Cherry Vanilla Creme Soda.
We gave a giant toast to a bunch of crap (including toast), and then we threw the chocolate bars all over the place. Nerds were sprawled all around the floor, it was amazing. And then we ripped up the goat flag, as per tradition. Chip read some awful passages from the holy scroll thing.

...More later. Or not.

Posted by JeffreyAtW at March 14, 2003 01:17 PM | TrackBack

Comments

Nessa:

Ok, let me get this straight. Its Goat day and there are Hampsters on the flag. What do goats have to do with Hampsters?
*Confusion*

(14/03/03 04:31 PM)

Indogutsu:

What?

(14/03/03 08:03 PM)

Chex-Mixer:

Goats don't really have anything to do with hamsters at all. It just looked odd on a poster about ruling with an iron fist.

(14/03/03 11:45 PM)

Senator Bartuk:

for those of you who are utterly confused...
im the second in command of the nanny goats and i feel there should be some clarifying...

the nanny goats were founded some time around 1999 or 2000, i dont remember exactly. in any case, it is all good fun. We have scriptures and a map and much more. At the end of every year (which is much shorter than the conventional year), we have nanny goat new year, also known as goat day. as jeff said, we did indeed throw around candy, rip up posters, and reading some of the scriptures. we also made many toasts to various things. the next goat day in in april... donations will be appreciated......

(15/03/03 12:35 AM)

JeffreyAtW:

As you can see, it's silly middle-school grade potty humor, but at least they give out free candy and sodas, so I respect it. Hooweee.

(15/03/03 12:56 AM)

Indogutsu:

What?

(15/03/03 01:21 AM)

Indogutsu "Turnover" Tenbuki:

OK, the first "What?" was posted by me on someone else's computer. I don't know how the hell the second "What?" got there. Interesting story about Goat Day though.

(15/03/03 02:43 AM)

The Homestar Runner:

What?

(15/03/03 02:04 PM)

Crappy 8-bit Graphics Ghost:

*floats*

(15/03/03 07:52 PM)

P. Chiddy:

I laughed. I laughed some more. I laughed until I got the hiccups. I hate when that happens. Happy Goat day, or whatever. Eventhough itw as like three days ago, whatever.

(17/03/03 06:44 PM)

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