It takes two to make a weblog.

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN (MOSTLY FAGS):

HELLO. I AM A STUDENT FROM TERRA LINDA HIGH SCHOOL AND I WISH TO SAY THAT YOU ARE ALL FAGS. YOU RUINED MY EXPERIENCE AT THE SECOND ANNUAL "LET'S ALL REMEMBER 9/11 AND CRY ABOUT IT" CEREMONY BY SCREWING UP AND NOT DOING WELL.

BECAUSE OF THIS, YOU ARE FAGS.

I WILL NOT ELABORATE ON THE MAGNITUDE AT WHICH YOU ARE THE AFOREMENTIONED FAGS, BUT DO TRUST ME WHEN I SAY THAT YOU ARE FAGS, AND YOU PARTICIPATE IN ACTIVITY THAT SOME OTHER FAGS OFTEN PARTICIPATE IN AS WELL.

MY FRIEND JAMES (NOT A FAG LIKE YOU) WAS IN A VIDEO ABOUT HOW HE DIDN'T CARE ABOUT 9/11. YOU DIDN'T CARE ENOUGH TO CARE ABOUT HOW HE DIDN'T CARE ABOUT WHAT OTHERS CARED ABOUT WHILE PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE CARED TO SEE THE VIDEO WHILE OTHER'S DIDN'T CARE. FAGS. ONE OF YOU DECIDED TO HAVE YOUR PARSNIP PIE WHILE HOMESTAR RUNNER WENT HUNGRY AND THEN YOU SKIPPED RIGHT THROUGH THE WHOLE TAPE. THE AUDIENCE WAS SUBJECT TO THE CREDITS.

ON BEHALF OF ALL WHO ARE NOT FAGS, WE WISH THAT YOU, AS FAGS, WOULD NOT DO SUCH STUFF THAT WOULD OFFEND NON-FAGS. IN DOING SO, WE WILL HAVE GREATER UNDERSTANDING AND BETTER COMMUNICATION BETWEEN THE WORLD OF NON-FAGS AND FAGS (YOU).

LOVE,
SOMEONE WHO I HOPE YOU DO NOT LOVE BECAUSE YOU ARE FAGS.