Wait a tick, he doesn't WHAT?

MILES.

VID.

HAIR.

Today was a good day. I spent four freaking hours at deLoux Cosmetology, a beauty college in which people go to college to learn about beauty. And they do really cheap hair-related stuff, because if they screw up there's no liability, and their grade depends on it.

I came in asking for white hair. Well, as some may know, that's not exactly possible for most people. So I settled for what really is "platinum": really, really light blond. The operation started off the way it usually did. They thoroughly paint my hair with blue stuff, leave it in under a heat dryer for half an hour, then wash it out. I was F3WL enough to say that the result wasn't light enough.

So there went another hour of hair painting, drying, and washing. Near the very end, my scalp sorta started to tingle. It's the bleach... by this point, any normal person would be in a lot of pain. I decided not to push my luck, and was about to say that my hair was bright enough, when...

HMM, says miss instructor lady. NOT LIGHT ENOUGH. YOU GET AN F. So they apply another coat. I'm put in the dryer for ANOTHER 30 minutes... and this time it hurts.

Oh, how it hurts.

Imagine my scalp. Ripped from my skull and sewn back on. Vegetables have been quickly minced on it by a master chef with a big knife. It has been rinsed with gasoline and ignited with a blow torch. It has then been placed under a falling truck filled with blue ice packs.

I beared it for 30 minutes under that dryer, squirming, wincing, groping myself, trying to find any method possible of not screaming like I did at the

CONCERT YESTERDAY!! At the Oasis, otherwise known as the MIYO Teen Center, where Digiquest is, where Bryan worked. It's a bi-weekly thing, and I wrote about it before, and I'll be going to it much more after this, but I might as well mention the highlights.

Or start off with the BAD PARTS like James coming. Damn, he ruined the whole party. And 80's and Jeff and Felix and Steve and Nessa and Simeon and Hannah and Bryan and Adam and that guy who looks like Jay, oh my.

I slept with Hannah. Seriously. She told me to say that but oh is it true. Yeah.

And I also tried Pepsi Blue and my life is complete. It shouldn't be called Pepsi, but it tastes good. A little more like Mountain Dew, come to think of it. Maybe it should have been called "Mountain Dew Deep Blue," or even better, "Mountain Dew: Blue One." (If anyone understands that joke, including James who forgot it by now, I will send you a really big smiley face through email.)

I lost Xanadu and Have You Never Been Mellow. Damn you, Olivia. Your songs are so hard. (I'm freaking serious, I lost those two.)

Oh, and tonight I went to the weekly Meeting of Old People at my temple. My mom and I went there to greet the Jewish high holidays. They're nice guys. We waved. And sang stuff.

Well, that's that. I guess I'll be seeing you around, if you're there later. Bye.

Posted by JeffreyAtW at September 01, 2002 01:42 AM | TrackBack

Comments

Adam:

What is your temple?

I drove 3hrs to go see an aquarium! Im so happy

( 1/09/02 09:45 AM)

Bryan:

I like..... did not wake up yesterday until around 11 at night..... and then I went to bed at 12. I also got NewsPro to work on BouncyFish again, but I need to get all the settings re-done. And yes, the archives and old posts will still be there.

( 1/09/02 09:49 AM)

JeffreyAtW:

Rodef Sholom and stuff.

( 1/09/02 10:14 AM)

Adam:

Bitch, i'll see you there on September 16

( 1/09/02 10:23 AM)

CaptainCanada:

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilm/product/film_multimedia/0,4470,2451960,00.html

tf do you mean I ruined it? Look, making "justkiddingjustkidding" Omid jokes about me all the time wasn't funny from the start. Enough.

( 1/09/02 01:04 PM)

JeffreyAtW:

Oh James it's all in good fun James.

( 1/09/02 03:34 PM)

Indogutsu "Big Tsu" Tenbuki:

"a beauty college in which people go to college to learn about beauty"

Must... resist... the temptation to make a "goldeneye" reference...

( 1/09/02 06:00 PM)

Evil Davis:

I slept with Jeffrey. In public.

( 2/09/02 09:07 AM)

Evil Davis:

Oh, and the Jay guy wasn't there.

( 2/09/02 09:07 AM)

JeffreyAtW:

One could say he was there in spirit.

SNIZZOOCHIE TO THE BIZZOOCHIE

( 2/09/02 01:45 PM)

Indogutsu "Big Tsu" Tenbuki:

[JeffreyAtW] SHE SHE
[JeffreyAtW] How do you say "thank you" in Chinese?
[Indogutsu] I gave her all that I had to give, she still wouldn't take it, oh no...
[Indogutsu] JeffreyAtW: Xie xie.
[Indogutsu] (pronounced "shyeah shyeah")
[JeffreyAtW] I know, I heard it for a few hours in an airport
[JeffreyAtW] [JeffreyAtW] SHE SHE
[JeffreyAtW] hah.
[Indogutsu] "She she" is Chinese for "lesbian."
* Indogutsu is taking Beginning Chinese this semester
[JeffreyAtW] NOT KOREAN?!?
[Indogutsu] Peninsula State University doesn't have any Korean classes.
[Indogutsu] If they did, I'd take Intro to Korean in a flash.
[Indogutsu] Ba kkwo! Ba kkwo! Ba kkwo! Sarangeul da ba kkwo!
[JeffreyAtW] Sung suk.

( 3/09/02 05:46 AM)

Evil Davis:

JEFFREY YOU MUST NOW BEAR MY CHILDREN...

( 3/09/02 08:46 PM)

Almasy:

can i watch

( 3/09/02 09:28 PM)

Evil Davis:

YES YOU MAY. JEFFREY I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!

( 3/09/02 09:42 PM)

Felix:

PUKE!!!!

SHE HAS A PENIS MAN!! You want that up your BUTTHOLE?! Gross.

I am going to puke.

( 3/09/02 10:45 PM)

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